I only ask because last night our TV was attacked, smashed to the floor, and broken. It's completely fecked!
What's our broken TV got to do with Alan Davies?
You may well ask.
Well, it's his fault our TV is buggered.
Why? How?
Well, last night Mr.R asked if I felt like watching The Dog Rescuers.
I said, yeah OK.
No sooner had the programme started when a dog appeared on the screen, not surprising as it is a programme about dogs. Actually not a dog, 3 dogs. Collies if memory serves me right.
And as quick as a flash Porter, our Rottweiler jumped up from his sleep ran at the TV and attacked the screen.
The TV went flying, I screamed, simply because I thought the television was going to fall on top of our Lurcher Barley, but thankfully it didn't, it did make him jump though; the sight of Porter launching himself at the TV, the TV crashing to the floor....... and that was that, the screen has a dent in it and lots of cracks. It is definitely dead.
The damage doesn't look too bad, it's difficult to photograph because of the reflections etc.
I wonder if the local recycling centre accepts broken televisions?
As the presenter of The Dog Rescuers on Channel 5, we think the death of our TV is entirely the fault of Alan Davies, which is a shame because we like him, he's a funny man.
So, TV zero, Rottweiler one.
And to think they said adopt don't shop! Rescue dogs are are so loving and rescuing a dog is so much better than buying a puppy, blah, blah, blah.......
Well, that may or may not be true, but one things for certain, Porter does not feel loving towards Alan Davies.
Do you think Alan Davies should buy us a new TV?
Or, failing that, I know of a lovely Rottweiler who may be looking for a new home very soon - interested?
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